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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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That's more than your friends manage.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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