ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every parent has a favourite child.
It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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