ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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