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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner.
You'll eat standing up for eighteen years. Then sit down and forget how.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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