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Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen.
It will still be on that wall long after your name is off the door.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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