ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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