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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's someone out there for everyone.
Yours married someone else in 2019. They look happy.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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