ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "love deeply".
Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do his writers.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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