ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You deleted the app "for good".
That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it and posted about deleting it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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