ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You say you're "an old soul".
You're 21. The only old thing about you is your phone's battery health.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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