ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Strangers online have voted you "not wrong".
The same strangers once voted to give a research ship a silly name. You are the silly name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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