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You're "manifesting abundance".
The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
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