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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Start the week strong.
Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a buffering icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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