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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
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- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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