ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
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- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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