ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't have a type.
You have a pattern. Your friends have a group chat about it. You're not in it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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