ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everyone's bringing back the dog filter.
Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look on its own since March, and it doesn't come off when you close the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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