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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Start the week strong.
Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a buffering icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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