ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your therapist said set boundaries.
You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m. to explain it for forty minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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