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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You quit your job to "find yourself".
Found you. You're on your parents' sofa, and the Wi-Fi password has been changed.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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