ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January.
It's been screaming quietly ever since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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