ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "speak your truth".
Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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