ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness journey started on the second of January.
It ended on the fourth. The trainers still have the tags on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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