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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "found your aesthetic".
It's beige. It's always beige.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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