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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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