ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are a valued member of the team.
So was the last person in your chair. Nobody knows where she went.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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