ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year.
Nobody noticed you were gone.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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