ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You film "Sunday reset" videos.
By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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