ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "been meaning to" for three years.
The thing you meant to do has since been invented, finished and replaced by AI.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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