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- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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