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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your sleep. Series A next.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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