ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have an eleven-step skincare routine.
Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is doing its best. It isn't a miracle worker.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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