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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
SATURDAY, 3 DECEMBER 2011
You "don't believe in labels".
You believe in being kept as an option.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
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