ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Don't settle.
Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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