ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.
The printer has better job security.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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