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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime.
They said that last time. Your lifetime is very important.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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