ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "we move".
You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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