ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A good night out now means home by ten.
Nobody had to come and get you. Nobody offered.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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