ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Work smarter, not harder.
You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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