ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenthood is a long journey
from "mama" to "can you send money" to them choosing your care home.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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