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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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