ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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