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You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment".
It took you three days to reply "thanks".
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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