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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's someone out there for everyone.
Yours married someone else in 2019. They look happy.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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