ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday motivation is a myth.
Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave, or your retirement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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