ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Treat yourself, they said.
You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
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- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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