ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "booked and busy".
Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching a show you've already seen four times.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
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- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
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- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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