ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You deleted the app "for good".
That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it and posted about deleting it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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