ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your resting heart rate is excellent.
It's had nothing else to do.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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