ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question".
Zack has read your ideas. Zack would like them escorted from the building.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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